Foot Ball Gear

Charlotte

Liverpool.Posh and Becks are publicity junkies and the perfect place to end up is the Culture City.The controversy alone would keep the tabloids busy for weeks.Alex would be removed form the vodka bottle to pontificate on the prodigal son sticking the literal golden boot into the father figure and mentor that Alex thinks he is to the gold balled one.The rivalry between the 2 cities would be re-ignited and as we are heading for the worst recession known to the UK since the winter of discontent then just like the 70’s we could see a return of good old fashioned footbal hooligans.Stanley knife sales would sky rocket after Posh and Becks modelled for B&Q with various DIY instruments including Mr Stanley and the Culture City would experience a renaissance never seen before since Gerry Marsden and John Lennon first played the Cavern.Just Imagine Becks giving talks to the feral lawless gangs of Croxteth,Norris Green,Huyton and Speke.Posh could bring back into fashion the Liverpool girls strange hair-dos.The 3 pony-tails,the palm tree and the Bunty which you see in the city of culture and at sea-side resorts where, like that good old merseyside band,A Flock of Seagulls,Scousers gather.Becks could grow a “tache”and get a bubble perm,we don’t want to see the lad miss out on all the tonsorial fun and the Shell Suit could make it’s return in retro style.The possibilties are infinite for the nomadic no marks of football and fashion and with a little bit of spice thrown it could all go POP!