* asked:


Driving to work, I had to stop at a traffic light. Suddenly there was a knock on my window It was a small man in German fan gear, very agitated.

I scrolled the window down and he said “My god, have you heard? They kidnapped the English football team and they want 10 Million Euro until midnight, or else they will cover them with petrol and burn them alive!
My friends and I have started a collection, will you give something?”

“My god” I thought, “What has this world come to?”
Fishing for my purse, I ask :”How much do People give, on the average?”

“Well” , he said, “about 5 litres each…”
I know this is nasty… but funny… no offense meant…
sharky…. who cares…they won…

Suzanne

Thunder Fan asked:


How do I get sponsored by Nike for football? I am a freshman in highschool, and two running backs on my team are sponsored by Nike. They get free stuff on 90 percent of Nike products. They have given me gear, but I don’t want to always ask them. How do I get sponsored?
If you’re not going answer the question Crochet Man why the fuck are you here? Both kids are poor and if you need new cleats or something they will give everyone on the team new cleats withing a week from Nike. Our school is also sponsored by Nike, but the two players receive free gear on 90% of things and like 75% of on the other 10%

Keith

g640 asked:


Going to my 1st football game on SUN. I’m trying to figure out what to wear to stay warm.

Are my snowboarding pants a weird thing to wear to the game? do people wear snowboarding gear to NFL games?

Richard

pinkypin123 asked:


What is the difference between adult and youth football shoulder pads as far as design and construction? I’m just getting into the sport and fall at the high side of the youth sizes/low side of the adult sizes and there is a rather sizable difference in price. In specific I was looking at the Gear 2000 z-cool LB model.

Marilyn

None asked:


Ok I’m playing offensive tackle and tight end this year for youth football, Im 5′7 158 lbs and 13 years old and my 40 yard is 5.3 secs. 160 lbs is the max weight limit so my coach set me as offensive tackle. I was wondering what kind of gear do I need or should I buy. I allready have my cleats, shoulder pads, jersey, game pants, gloves, mouthguard, and cup. Should I buy a girdle, or body shirt and something else?

Sherry

Scott N asked:


So much football, so little time. Year round, I am either watching the NFL, AFL, NCAA, or even the NAFL, and this question concerns the NAFL, and other leagues of that level.

NAFL players are listed as semi-pro. This traditional-style football league pays players about $50 to $100 a game. Usually, the players must provide their own gear (but uni provided). But when these players hit the field, while a LONG way from NFL talent, they play just as fiercely, taking just as much punishment as if they were paid top dollar.

Would you be willing to subject yourself to that kind of competition for just $100 a game?

Mark

Christ_Follower asked:


Ok so I am a junior in high school I haven’t played football any year in school but i love to play football and I have been told I am really good. Only problem is, I’m not in shape and I never really have lifted weights. I’m going to start getting into shape and all that stuff but I need some encouragement and tips to help me get to play my senior year, preferably some gear that will help me get into tip top shape. Im a good running back and receiver. I am 5′9 one hundred sixty pounds and I can break tackles. I am not like super fast, but I can run fast enough, and I’m going to train to get faster. Anyways I need help on getting into shape and also what I can do to really impress my coaches for senior year and hopefully get to start.
Thanks an awful lot

Wendy

John C asked:


I usually play football but this year in my freshman high school, I’m signing up for lacrosse. I was wondering what equipment do i need to play lacrosse and what are the price range? On ***** sporting goods, i see that a stick can go up to 250 dollars!! DO i really need a stick that cost that much!?!?!? A lot of these equipment are expensive more than football. SO do anyone know how much in total all of these gear are going to cost?

Danny

Alana C asked:


Do they have football in Alaska?!?
John: When you started waxing lyrical about Alex for one minute I thought you were referring to that other well known wag, Alex Curran, the trophy wife that is Stewven Gerrard’s!

Is Liverpool big enough for both of them?!?

Randy